12.
You have hand sanitizer in your car,
the bathroom next to the soap, in
the kitchen next to the hand soap, on the
bedside table, on your makeup table and
in your locker. I'm seriously thinking
about putting some outside my front
door.
13.
There is no 5-second rule with you.
Nowhere. No way. No how. If it
falls on the floor, it's trashed. Not at best
friend's, family's and not even at
Momma's.
14.
You watch a movie with friends and you point out all the mis-
takes in scenes having to do with anything medical. Being a
medical consultant for a movie is on my bucket list.
15.
Your OCD makes you tear up forms because you didn't fill them
out perfectly.
16.
Multiple pairs of scrubs at home are slowly replacing your other
clothes and you're taking them on trips with you as loungewear.
17.
The only tape you have to
wrap a co-worker's going-
away present is silk, paper or plas-
tic.
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