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The Power to Prevent SSIs - June 2017 - Subscribe to Outpatient Surgery Magazine

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Anesthesiologist: "Where's the blood pressure cuff? The leads aren't on the patient. Here, put the pulse ox on. Hold the mask on." Let's see: You're the anesthesia provider. I'm just the circulator. Surgeon: "Paula and I have a strange and wonderful relationship — she's strange and I'm wonderful." One of my favorite orthopedic surgeons would say that to a patient every time I circulated for him. It was the same joke every time. If I heard it once, I heard it a thousand times. For some reason though, I always laughed. OSM Share your favorite surgical saying with Ms. Watkins at pwatkins12@com- cast.net. J U N E 2 0 1 7 • O U T PA T I E N TS U R G E R Y. N E T • 1 3 3

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