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Hand-Healthy Hand Scrubs - December 2013 - Subscribe to Outpatient Surgery Magazine

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OSE_1312_part3_Layout 1 12/5/13 2:03 PM Page 141 BEHIND CLOSED DOORS "The Survey Song" (a.k.a. "The Christmas Song," a.k.a. "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire." Have you ever had company for the holidays?) Going nuts, roasting under surveyors' ire, The state's here in their combat boots. Don't they know they're preaching to the choir, These folks dressed up in leisure suits? Everybody knows that facilities are not the same, Each one's got a different plight. When surveyors are here with eyes all aglow, We'll find it hard to sleep tonight. "Silent Night" (Like that's a possibility when you're on call.) Silent night, at home tonight, Slippers on, left and right. Suddenly, the phone starts to ring: These 2 surgeons have more than 1 thing. Sleep in heavenly peace? They don't care in the least. "Jingle Bells" (The song that's even less avoidable than news and hot air about Obamacare.) Jingle bells, Build a rail, Run out Washington. Oh what fun we'll have some day Buying insurance on eBay! Jingle bells, Our healthcare smells, Our leaders laid an egg. Oh what fun, after 3 more years, When they repeal this powder keg. OSM Ms. Watkins can be reached at pwatkins12@comcast.net. D E C E M B E R 2013 | O U T PAT I E N T S U R G E R Y M A G A Z I N E O N L I N E 1 4 1

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