Outpatient Surgery Magazine - Subscribers

2018 Salary Survey - Outpatient Surgery Magazine - January 2019

Outpatient Surgery Magazine, providing current information on Surgical Services, Surgical Facility Administration, Outpatient Surgery News and Trends, OR Excellence and more.

Issue link: http://magazine.outpatientsurgery.net/i/1070699

Contents of this Issue

Navigation

Page 122 of 124

12. Unless you're old enough to know better, you still think you might marry a surgeon. 13. You can actually look at a naked (that's necked here in the South) body and you really do think "parts is parts." 14. You can eat things like that "green stuff" in that blue bowel that's been in the lounge refrigerator for more than a week, and not get sick. You might even ask around for the recipe. 15. You can look at an adult circumcision wrapped in Coban and think "Hmm ... it does looks like a Doberman pinscher's ear." 16. You're finding that the multiple pairs of scrubs at home are slowly replacing your other clothes and you're actually taking them on trips with you as loungewear. 17. You save PTO's/vacation time and every penny to go to the annual AORN meeting somewhere far away, and prefer this to going on trips with the family. 18. Sexual harassment? All these years you thought sexual innuen- dos, bawdy jokes and remarks about your anatomy was normal OR conversation. 19. You believe that "a chance to cut is a chance to cure." 20. You believe that the size of the patient is in direct proportion to how long you're going to have to stand beside that surgeon holding those retractors with his elbow constantly hitting you in the breast. 21. You haven't worked in the OR for a while, and you come back and find that the smell of a burning cautery stimulates fond memories. 22. The CDC or OSHA classify your OR shoes as a biohazard. J A N U A R Y 2 0 1 9 • O U T PA T I E N T S U R G E R Y. N E T • 1 2 3

Articles in this issue

Archives of this issue

view archives of Outpatient Surgery Magazine - Subscribers - 2018 Salary Survey - Outpatient Surgery Magazine - January 2019